1001 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. squeeze orange juice into someones eyes. be sure to laugh insanely when they start to say 'ow'.
2. squeeze lemon juice into someones eyes. be sure to laugh insanely when they start to say 'ow'.
3. squeeze lime juice into someones eyes. be sure to laugh insanely when they start to say 'ow'.
4. take one chocolate bar. divide into as many parts as there are people on the elevator, than offer one portion to each passenger, saying it to be used for 'emergencies only'.
5. press all the buttons, and see the ignored expressions of your fellow passengers.
6. bring a ratty old hat. pretend it's the Sorting Hat, and put it on the head of every passenger, saying they're in 'Raveyclaww', 'Hufflypuff', 'Gryffydoor' or 'Slithyreen'
7.buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."then shush it every time it says so on the elevator
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